15 August 2011

Elevator Etiquitte

1:  If you are overweight, taking an elevator 1, 2 or 3 floors up/down and still wonder why you can't loose weight may I suggest you take a look at your lifestyle choices.

2:  To go on further, NO ONE should take an elevator to go up/down 1,2 or 3 floors. (exceptions made when carrying a bunch of things, like a small child and/or a refrigerator, perhaps.)

3:  Exit before Enter!!!!

4:  Think of an elevator as an extension of a subway car, move over.  This is NYC, there is NO such thing as personal space.

5:  I know you saw me coming toward the elevator.  Our eyes met.  Don't immediately look down at your phone, start pressing "close door" pretending to press "open door".  It is an extra 20 seconds at most.  Hold the door...

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