Brokers are the Pigeons and Rats of Human Society

Please tell me why most Realtors bring you to places that you specifically stated you were NOT interested in. For example and at the risk of exposing myself: I simply must have a dishwasher. No questions asked. I am not going to compromise on this one. I would much rather walk up 6 flights of stairs and have a dishwasher, than live in the penthouse apartment of an elevator luxury building without one. I am not exaggerating. Seriously. I rarely cook, but there is no worse deterrent to cooking than having to do the post dishes clean up -- by hand. I hate doing dishes!!!!

Anyway, I specifically told the many brokers I have used that I will NOT settle for an apartment without a dishwasher. Do NOT waste my time or yours by showing me apartments without it. Not only have I continued to be brought to apartments without a dishwasher, I have been lied to about the apartment having one in the first place. I don't give a shit how much natural light, or closet space this apartment has...gimmie a G-d damned dishwasher, Shit! What the hell is wrong with you incredibly incompetent people!!??!!

Anyway, I am now only using 2 brokers. 1 of which I have seen the most apartments with. It would therefore be foolish for me to discontinue working with him, as he is already more than familiar with my needs and tastes. The other broker is a wonderful homosexual man who has inatly been able to figure out my needs and is very calm in regardes to my ridiculous demands in an apartment. However, the former seems to be a bit slow and the latter is too busy to make any real things happen.

Yesterday my mother and I decided to walk into another realty office. They have yet to call me back. EUGH!!!!!!!!! Seriously, WTF! Who do I have to flash to get a fantastic apartment around here????

Am I ever going to find an apartment?



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