I Hate to Sound like your Mother But...

• What is the point of walking around with Pendulum Arms?  You look completly ridiculous walking like an ape, do you know that?
• Stop 'smacking' your gum.  You don't look cool.
• Hold the elevator! Everyone can spare less than a minute.
• Exit before Enter
• 1 Word, 1 Syllable, learn it: Thank you
• 2 words, 1 syllable each, learn it: Your welcome
• any synonnym of 'G-d Bless you' after one sneezes will do
• For G-d's sake, take a shower and put some deodorant on
• Hey Viking, hold your knife and fork correctly.
• Keep the door open for others in front or behind you...holding your hand in front or behind is not that hard, is it?
• Petitie people, have some consideration with umbrella usage by leaving it at home. Better yet, throw it out!
• Please, Thank You...do you remember what these words mean and when to use them?
• Poor Table manners digust me
• Stop chewing food with your mouth open.